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THE BEST PART OF ACTION-SPORTS ARE THE STORIES OF FINALLY LANDING A TRICK AFTER BAIL AFTER BAIL, NOT THE SCARS THAT COME WITH IT.
RADIO
AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for calling 1.877.Luv.Pain. To tell your story and receive Neosporin, Multi-action ointment, please press 1
SFX: *beep*
ALEX: Hi, this is Alex with the Luv Pain Hotline, what’s your story?
MOTHER: Hi, I’m calling about my son. He’s an idiot. I keep telling him, if he plans to go skateboarding with his friends, he needs to wear a helmet… and elbow pads… knee pads, too… and those wrist guards.
ALEX: What happened?
MOTHER: What happened?! He thought he’d be cool if he left all that protection at home before leaving with his pals. Says scars are cool. So now he is back home crying like an uncool baby, with road rash on his arm cause he tried to ollie over some stairs at the school. Real cool tough-guy I have here.
ALEX: Well good news, he can get all the protection he needs with Neosporin, Multi-Action Ointment. So when he goes out without pads, he’ll be able to keep scars away. You can now consider this, a no-scar story.
MOTHER: Wait, is this an ad?
ALEX: Absolutely. Neosporin, Multi-Action Ointment, for the gnarly.