ADVERTISING IS A BUSINESS OF REJECTION, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD.

here are some of my favorite rejections from my first advertising job hunt.

reject ian = REJECTIAN

join the fun in rejecting me!

i’m currently accepting rejections for—but not limited to— jobs, coffee chats, bike rides, awards, bake-offs, the tv show survivor, new friends, mentors, groomsmen, open mics, linkedIn requests, ebay offers, soccer rec-league teams . . . essentially anything you don’t want me a part of.